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Thursday, December 31, 2009

17 - A Pinkie Swear Ending

Disclaimer: The Southern Vampire Series, and all characters from it, is owned by Charlaine Harris. The original characters and plot from my fan fiction are mine. I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

*TIGHT ERIC HUGS* To: Maria Terese for 'hooking me up' with all the tasty Swedish language. Mmm! Delish!

June 2013 - Updated

This story was originally published on 3/19/09. Any mistakes left are my own.


Amelia added, "To the future Mrs. Eric Northman!"

"To my friends," Sookie finished, and everyone drowned their drink.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•
SHREVEPORT
•Oo•Oo•Oo•

When the sun finally set, Eric woke to the incredible sensation of feeling his length encased in Sookie's hot, wet mouth.

She sucked on his hard tip, caressing his jewels with her hand. She gave him one hard suck before pulling his dick out of her mouth and moving up on the bed to embrace him. "Good morning, or actually good evening, baby."

"Why do you insist on calling me an infant, Lover?" he asked, planting a kiss on her delicate nose.

"It's a term of endearment. Or would you rather I called you hunny bunny? I think I like that one better."

"The infant term it is, Lover," Eric said.

Sookie laughed. "Are you going to Fangtasia later on tonight?" she asked him.

"Yes, right after we watch this ditto ghost," Eric replied.

"Baby, the movie is called Ghost and they say the phrase, 'ditto'. The ghost isn't called ditto." Sookie chuckled. She stared at him and suddenly grew quiet.

"What is it my Lover?" Eric asked, kissing her and rolling her on top of him.

"I'm just looking at you and thinking how cute you are."

"Cute?" Eric chuckled.

"Yes, you are the cutest Viking vampire in all of Shreveport," Sookie innocently whispered.

"Darling, I am the only Viking vampire in Shreveport."

"And therefore, hands down, the cutest. No contest at all." Her comment brought a smile to his lips and they continued to softly kiss before Eric took her into his arms and they made love, slowly and passionately. As they both reached their climax and exchanged more endearments, Eric finally managed to pull himself off Sookie and got out of bed. "Come Lover, let's shower so we can watch the ditto, and I can take care of some things at Fangtasia."

"If you don't mind, baby, I don't want to take a shower just yet," Sookie whispered, squeezing her legs together, feeling lost without him being inside her.

Eric gave her a puzzled look.

"I'm not dirty or anything, baby, it's just that I . . . " She grabbed a pillow and put it over her head, embarrassed she was confessing her thoughts to him.

"Yes, darling?" Eric asked.

"I . . . love smelling you on me. I love your scent on my body," Sookie confessed, moving the pillow slightly to expose only one of her eyes, so she could see his reaction.

Eric moved in his vampire speed and was on her in a mere second, the pillow flying across the room. "You're driving me mad with lust, kvinna," he whispered.

After making love two more times, they finally showered and made it downstairs to watch Ghost.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•
FANGTASIA
•Oo•Oo•Oo•

"Master," Pam called out to Eric as he walked into the club. The employees motioned over to him as well and he made his way to his office.

"I'm surprised you found the time to grace us with your presence tonight," Pam muttered with a chuckle, then tensed her body when she smelled blood. "Is everything all right, Master?"

"Of course, Pam. What makes you say that?"

"I could swear I smell drops of blood on your face," Pam stated, looking at him intensely. Has he been crying? She was amazed she could even think the possibility.

"Oh, that. It's been awhile since I drove the jeep and I forgot to put the top up. An insidious insect lodged itself in my eye. It was quite the ordeal to dislodge it. Are there any invoices for me to sign?" Eric mentioned, quickly changing the subject.

"Some; I've left them on your desk. By the way, there were several things I had to contend with when I arrived at work," Pam started to say.

"Things?"

"Yes, we were down a register today, by the bar. Seems someone yanked the cord straight off the appliance. Any thoughts on who could have—"

"I tripped on the wire," he answered curtly. "Buy another register," he added, tiring of her comments. "Pam, Sookie is bringing your car in later tonight. She had to go get something to eat. Could you show her in when she arrives?" Eric asked, in a dismissive tone. He pulled his gaze back to the paperwork on his desk.

"Hmm," Pam muttered, hoping Sookie brought her car back in one piece. "There was also another issue with the security cameras I had to deal with today," Pam related, ignoring his request to leave.

"Another issue?" Eric asked, half interestedly, as he was paying more attention to the paperwork in front of him.

"Well, it seems the cameras were left on last night," Pam began.

"On, you say? Interesting," he mumbled, sorting the invoices from the paid receipts.

"Master, if I may ask you something. I need six nights off work next week."

"Time off?" Eric paused looking at his papers and stared at the vampiress.

"Yes, I wish to travel to Paris."

"Oh?" Eric tilted his head back down and engrossed himself in the paperwork, trying to hurry so he could spend some more time with Sookie. "Did you say Paris?" he mentioned weakly.

"Yes, I wish to travel to Paris. It is quite lovely this time of year," Pam stated.

Eric rummaged through his papers and looked up momentarily from what he was doing. "I'm sorry, Pam, but that is impossible. I need you here at Fangtasia. Sookie and I are going to travel as well, and I need you in charge of things."

"Yes, it seems you are enthralled with your new toy. Far be it from me to take your time away from her. After all, I am only here to mind your interests, isn't that it? Well, rest assured, Boss, I have trained a second to replace me. If there are any problems, they can contact me."

"No, Pam. Your timing could not have come at a worse time, and Sookie is not my toy. I expect you to measure your words around her."

Is he warning me? She raised her eyebrow at him. "And what words shall I limit to speaking when you send her back to Bon Temps in six months?"

"Why the hell would I do that?" Eric replied, about to lose his patience with his child.

"You specifically stated you wanted me to get you a sparsely decorated home for six months so you could be with her, or have you forgotten?" Will that be enough time to fuck her out of his system or will he tire of her sooner than that?

"About that—"

"Yes?"

"I have changed my mind. It is an excellent property, and I do not doubt its value will increase; buy it."

"Wow. That must truly be one hell of a . . . property . . . to make you change your mind in just one night," Pam teased.

"That is enough, Pam. As you can see I have much work to do, and I cannot spend all night talking to you. In regards to your trip, perhaps you can travel in a few months, but certainly not now. Do not worry, child, Paris will still be there. Now if you could you please wait for Sookie outside," Eric said, pointing to his door before going back to work.

"Do you give me your word on that, Master?"

"Of course," Eric replied, shuffling some papers around.

"Master, do you . . . pinkie swear?" Pam smiled.

Eric dropped what he was doing, and with a mortified look on his face, looked up to stare at Pam.

"I mean if you're lying, I might just make a complaint to the new Sheriff. I believe her name is Sheriff Sookie. I hear she has quite an eye for spotting troublemakers," Pam snickered deviously.

"Satans jävla helvetes fitta!" Eric cursed in his native tongue.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•

A few minutes later, Sookie came into Fangtasia, and Pam greeted her by the door, interrogating her over the state of her car. Before Sookie could answer, Eric was by Sookie's side.

"Lover, I have a surprise for you," Eric stated, flashing his trademark smirk.

"Oh, Eric! Another surprise? You're going to spoil me rotten," Sookie cooed innocently, completely ignoring Pam.

"I'm taking you on a six day tour of Paris and—"

"And? Oh my God, Eric! Paris alone is enough! There's more?" Sookie asked, excitedly.

"Wait 'till he tells you," Pam snickered, waiting for her master to continue.

Sookie looked at Pam with a worried smile, not sure what the vampiress meant.

"We are going on a six day tour of Paris . . . and Pam is coming with us," Eric slowly related, trying not to grit his teeth too much.

"Oh," Sookie replied, fearing she had overreacted for a business trip. "You mean it's a business trip?" Sookie asked nervously.

"No, Lover. Not at all."

"Oh, Eric," Sookie said excitedly. "Really then? Paris, France? Oh my God, Eric!" Sookie hugged Eric tightly, reaching up to kiss his chin.

"Come, Lover. I am almost done with my work." He took her hand and led her to his office, shutting the door behind him.

Sookie embraced him from behind as he locked the door, and he turned around to look at her beautiful face, pausing to note she had tears in her eyes.

"Did you nourish yourself, Lover?" Eric asked, wiping them away.

"Yes, I did. Thanks for asking," Sookie replied. "Eric?"

"Yes, Lover?"

"You're really taking me to Paris?"

"Yes, unless you would like to go somewhere else? I will take you anywhere you want to go."

"And Pam?"

"Pam is touring the country on her own. Do not concern yourself over her, darling."

"But who's going to take care of the club?"

"We have very reliable people in charge. Do not worry about anything but being by my side."

"Eric, I'm so happy. Thank you, baby," she whispered, kissing him passionately. Sookie pulled back from the kiss to look into his eyes. "I love you, Eric. I love you so much."

Eric met her intense gaze, then softly kissed her plump lips. "Ditto."

THE END


TRANSLATIONS: (Thanks again, Maria Terese!)

Satans jävla helvetes fitta – Popular curse – literal translation would probably be 'Satan's goddamn fucking cunt!'

A/N: There all done! Looks like someone's wearing down the Viking and changing his ways.

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16 - Sheriff Sookie's Conspiracy

Disclaimer: The Southern Vampire Series, and all characters from it, is owned by Charlaine Harris. The original characters and plot from my fan fiction are mine. I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

*TIGHT NAKED ERIC HUGS* To: Maria Terese for her awesome help in the mouthwatering Swedish translations! Thanks, girl!

June 2013 - Updated

This story was originally published on 3/19/09. Any mistakes left are my own.


"All right," Eric said. "What do you have in mind?"

"Come here, I want to show you." Sookie took Eric by the hand and led him out to the main floor of the club, stopping in front of his throne.

Eric immediately thought he knew what Sookie had in mind.

"Eric, promise me if I tell you . . . promise you won't make fun of me."

Eric flashed his trademark smirk. "I will not laugh. I promise you, Lover," he stated, tracing his fingers on her shoulders. He liked how Sookie was opening herself up to him and how eager she was to start marking her territory.

Sookie was still a little hesitant to confide her secret, so she thought of something she had done when she was a child. "Eric, do you pinkie swear you won't laugh?" she asked, holding out her pinkie finger.

"What?" Eric furrowed his brow, bemused by her question.

"Do you pinkie swear?" She paused at seeing Eric's confused expression. "How can I explain?" She tapped her chin. "See, pinkie swearing is a solemn oath you make, like an unbreakable vow, where you agree to do something and not go back on your word. It's a human girl thing. Well if you agree not to laugh, then you give me your pinkie, I give you mine, we cross them, and then we say 'pinkie swear'. Well, what do you say?"

Eric used his thousand years of acquired restraint to hold back from laughing, since he gathered Sookie wanted to have sex with him on his throne, and that was just one of many fantasies he wanted fulfilled as well. "All right, Lover. I will comply with your request." He closed his eyes and shook his head. "You truly are my undoing," Eric related, holding out his pinkie finger and interlacing it with hers.

"Well, you have to say it," Sookie prodded innocently.

Eric murmured, "I pinkie swear."

"Eric, I'm not a Supe, I can barely hear you," Sookie insisted. "Please, for me?" She snaked one of her arms around his waist and squeezed him to her, kissing his nipple and sucking its tip.

"I pinkie swear," he said louder, his aching dick taking control of his vocal cords.

Sookie got on the tips of her toes, and stretched herself to kiss him on the lips, making a loud smacking sound. "Okay." She whispered into his ear her most intimate fantasy.

Eric belted out a loud, boisterous laugh. "Your fantasy is to do what?" he asked, still laughing loudly.

Sookie quickly pushed him away, turning around and covering her face. "You pinkie swore you wouldn't laugh, Eric!" she yelled, walking away from him, visibly hurt and distressed.

In his vampire speed, Eric got in front of her, trying to regain his composure. He never expected Sookie to have such an extremely amusing fantasy.

"Forgive me, Lover. Your request caught me off guard. I was not expecting that at all," he said, still smiling.

"That's all right. I know it's stupid. Let's just go shower and put on our clothes so we can go to your house. I'm tired anyways." Sookie kept her gaze downward, and tried to move past him, embarrassed at her confession.

Eric's smile disappeared as he felt through the bond how hurt Sookie was, and how his laughter had affected her. "No, Lover. I will grant your request," he said, in a serious and emotionless tone.

"No, it's okay, Eric. You don't have to. Besides, I'm not in the mood anymore. I just thought since you like to dress up as different people . . . just forget it. I don't know why I brought it up," she said, tears already welling in her eyes.

Eric cupped her face in his hands. "Lover, look at me," he said, while Sookie avoided his gaze. "It was not my intention to offend you, though it seems I have regrettably done so."

Sookie slightly nodded, her eyes still not meeting his gaze. "It's all right."

Eric bent his knees to meet her line of sight. "Lover, look at me. What is this about me being different people?"

Sookie looked into his eyes while he ran his thumbs over her cheekbones. "Well, I meant the way you always have costumes on. Like the glasses you wore when we went to Club Dead, and when you pretended to be Leif in Dallas. But, just forget it. C'mon, let's just go to your house."

"No, I do not wish to go to our home, just yet. Sookie," he whispered her name and the word echoed into her ears, like a caress. He straightened his body up, locking eyes with her. He held her close and mouthed, "I am sorry," into her warm, moist mouth. He traced his cool tongue on her sensual lips and then kissed them tenderly as he stroked her back. "Come, Lover," he said, pulling back from her. "This is your fantasy, darling. I will see it through." He led her to his throne and sat her down.

"Eric . . . "

Eric ignored her protest and walked a few steps away. He began to talk as if he was reciting lines from a script. "Mistress, I am Leif. I hail from the State of California, but I have recently relocated to Louisiana for personal reasons. I stand before you to introduce myself, and I hereby respectfully ask to be allowed to remain in your area."

Sookie still looked uncomfortable in Eric's throne, but said in a low voice, "That's not how it's supposed to be."

Eric raised an eyebrow at her, then relaxed, when he realized she lacked the knowledge of how he ran his area. He dismissed her statement and instead took in the sight of his beloved sitting naked on his throne.

"Did I do something wrong, Mistress?" he asked, placing his arms behind his waist.

"Well . . ." Sookie paused, unsure if Eric would laugh at her again.

"Yes, my Mistress?" Eric asked, straightening his body and taking a serious stance as if he was her most loyal subject.

Seeing him so sincere, Sookie summoned her courage and spoke. "Well, aren't you supposed to wait until I summon you? I'm the Sheriff, remember? You can't come up to me and speak unless I summon you first.

Eric flashed her one of his smiles. "Of course, how could I be so forgetful? Your beauty has clouded my thoughts. I implore you to show mercy at my offense, Mistress," he pleaded, bringing his right hand to his chest in supplication.

"Viking, I'll show you mercy, just this once," Sookie said, fully integrated into her role. She paused and whispered to him. "Well, go stand over there and then casually glance my way. I'll be sitting here all sexy serious, just like somebody I know, and then I'll summon you, okay?"

Eric tried not to laugh as he walked to where she pointed to, and found their role-playing a welcome change of pace from the earlier events of the evening. Just as she asked, he turned around and looked at the ceiling. Slowly, he turned around to face the throne and almost jumped back at the sight before him.

Sookie sat at his throne with her right foot laying over the armrest, her body shifted to the left—shamelessly exposing her wet sex to him.

Eric never recalled sitting in his throne in that manner, but he was not about to correct the telepath, especially since he found such pleasure in her present position. He couldn't stop a mischievous smile from creeping on his lips when Sookie beckoned him to her by crooking her finger invitingly. He paused, unsure if he should move closer or remain where he was.

Sookie whispered over to him, "Psst, Eric, I'm summoning you now. Come closer."

Eric found her voice and playful eyes so endearing, he had to clear his throat so he could begin his speech once more. "Mistress, I am Leif. I hail from the State of California, but have recently relocated to Louisiana for personal reasons. I stand before you to introduce myself and I hereby respectfully ask to be allowed to remain in your area."

"I see," Sookie said, very solemnly. "And what are these personal reasons? Are you by any chance a troublemaker, Leif? Because I'll have you know—I don't take kindly to troublemakers in my area."

"No, Mistress. I am not a troublemaker. I relocated to Louisiana because I grew tired of the California weather."

"I see. Hmm . . . likely story. Well, Leif, tell me a little bit about yourself," Sookie said. "I find the dossier you provided to my office very lacking. It only mentions your age and that you were a Viking. However, it mentions nothing about your special abilities or qualities. Please . . . enlighten me." Sookie raised her eyebrow disdainfully.

Dossier? Eric smiled at his lover's cleverness and last minute addition. She will make an excellent vampire Sheriff one day. "Yes, Mistress, it seems my paperwork was damaged in my travels. My main abilities include glamouring and flying, and my main quality is loyalty. I can assure you, if you allow me to remain by your side, I will be your most faithful and loyal subject, my Mistress."

"Hmm, is that right?" Sookie asked. "I expect complete loyalty, Leif, anything less and you shall meet the sun. Is this understood?"

Eric nodded.

"So glamouring and flying? Those abilities are kinda run of the mill stuff. Is there anything else you can do to impress me, and convince me to let you stay here?" Sookie stroked her thighs invitingly.

Eric ran his fangs down, and knelt down in front of the throne in the blink of an eye, eyeing her lasciviously, unsure where to begin his sweet assault. "Mistress, I humbly ask for permission to touch you."

She gave no answer, and limited her response to widening her legs and licking her lips playfully.

Eric bent down, tracing his cool tongue on her slick folds, then thrust his tongue in and out of her sex, eliciting moans of sweet pleasure from his bonded. In no time, she felt her orgasm quickly build under his expert touch.

"Oh, Eric—I mean Leif, this needs to be added to your dossier!" Sookie exclaimed, succumbing to the Viking's skills.

He took hold of her thighs, widened her legs, and plunged into her with his tongue, expertly tapping on her hardened clit.

"Oh . . . " Sookie didn't last long, especially after his hands roamed over her body, and she quickly climaxed. Since they were alone, she no longer felt embarrassed and fisted Eric's hair, pulling him into her throbbing sex while she screamed in pleasure and bucked her hips wildly. When her last orgasm wave subsided, she finally let go of the tight grip she had on Eric's head and relaxed her body back, slumping down in the chair, her legs trembling for the second time that night.

Eric ran his mouth down her thighs, smearing her juices on her, as her legs tingled from how sensitive she still was. My sweet, sweet Sookie. Eric drowned her legs in soft, fluttering kisses. So insatiable for me. So fucking good. He stood up. "Mistress, do I have your permission to sit on your throne?"

"Yes, you do," Sookie answered breathlessly. She didn't know if she could move anymore. Her body felt spent, but the look in Eric's eyes told her she should definitely try.

Thinking he was going to sit down, she was surprised when he swished by her and came back holding what looked to be a torn appliance cord. She didn't have to wait long to find out what he intended with it as he swiftly pulled her out of the throne, and tied her hands behind her back. He sat down on the throne and placed her on his thighs, his erection pressed on her back. Briefly breaking out of character, he whispered in her ear, "I am not done with you, yet."

His raspy voice sent her into a frenzy, and though part of her felt what she was doing was dirty, she quickly shut the thoughts out of her mind. She wanted to make Eric happy and no little voice in her head was going to stop her from giving her Viking what he had fantasized for so long.

Her skin erupted in goose bumps as he moved her hair to the side and planted small kisses on her back, slowly moving up to kiss her shoulders and then her neck. She moaned. Each touch shot straight to her center, and she yearned to have more of him. She gasped when he lifted her up with ease, his hands under her breasts, and slowly set her down on his erection. She groaned as he moved his hands upwards, cupping her breasts.

"Kvinna," he said, slowly lifting and sliding her up and down his length, hitting her clit with every upward thrust. He leaned back on the throne, reveling in their lovemaking. "I have waited so long to do this," he whispered, before quickening his pace and bouncing her body on his. He slid his hands underneath her breasts once more and felt them bounce as he bucked his hips forward and fucked her like he had always wanted to.

Sookie was in complete ecstasy and shouted, "Oh, Leif, this . . . this should definitely be added to your dossier!" Her walls began to close in on him, and he stopped his movements, tightly holding her down to him. She moaned loudly, having his length touch her cervix, stretching her like she had never been stretched.

Eric smiled at hearing her vocalize how he made her feel, and loosened his grip on her. He turned her sideways. He slowly latched onto one of her breasts and sucked on it gently. He lapped his tongue on her hardened nipple, while continuing to move her up and down his shaft once more. Sookie's walls gripped him again, and she moved her head back, climaxing once more. While the orgasm ripped through her body, Eric pumped her a few more times, and sank his fangs into her breast. She instantly came again and her whole body shuddered in pleasure while she exclaimed, "Ahhh, I love you, Eric. I love you!"

Eric tensed his body and released inside her, holding her down while his body was lost in a sea of ecstasy. "Jag älskar din fitta! Jag älskar att knulla din jävla fitta!" he shouted, while she milked him dry of everything he had.

Eric held her tightly, while they both rode their aftershocks, and came down from their heightened state. He reluctantly pulled out of her, and began leaving small, fluttering kisses on her back while he asked teasingly, "So, may I stay in your area, Sheriff?" He untied her hands and pulled his fangs in, eagerly awaiting her reply.

"That's Sheriff Sookie to you, Leif," Sookie replied, turning her body around and wrapping her arms around his neck, feeling exhilarated from what they had just done.

"A million pardons, Mistress. Sheriff Sookie, may I have the pleasure of staying in your area?" Eric asked her again, playfully.

"Yes, you may, Leif. You can definitely stay, but I think I'll keep my eyes on you. You have TROUBLE written all over your face." She kissed him on the lips, and then they both let out a hearty laugh.

"Jag älskar . . . jag älskar . . . " he mumbled, tracing his fingertips on her perfect jaw line. For the rest of the night, Eric found he couldn't stop smiling.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•

There wasn't much she could see of their new house at night, but what Sookie could make out took her breath away. Eric had bought a house in the ritzier part of Shreveport, and explained it was a two story, six bedroom, three bathroom home with a two car garage built on a two acre fenced property with access to a private lake out back.

"Baby, it sounds and looks wonderful," Sookie said, trying not to gasp at everything he mentioned and come across as a poor country cousin.

Eric furrowed his brow at her term of endearment, but held her hand and stated, "I bought this home for you."

"For me?" she asked as her I-am-not-a-kept-woman inner voice surged within her, begging to be let out. "I don't know, Eric—"

"Yes, Lover, for you," he quickly interrupted. "I wanted you to be comfortable."

Sookie recalled Amelia's words earlier that night on how she was her own worst enemy and decided to bite her lip. Something told her Eric didn't have to buy her this house, and she was pretty sure he already had one, which better suited his needs, yet he had bought this house thinking about her comfort. She then remembered Sam's words, "Let yourself be happy. You deserve it." Her friends were both right, she should just let herself be loved by Eric. Sookie squeezed Eric's hand and gave him a big smile. "Thank you, baby. I don't know what to say. I love it! Can I . . . can I invite my friends over here, too?" Sookie asked.

"This is your home, darling. You can do as you please." Eric kissed her hand.

"Thank you, Eric. Thank you so much." She kissed his cool cheek, while the house's black security gates opened and they drove in.

When Eric was about to drive inside the garage, Sookie asked him, "Can we go in through the front door—just this once?"

"Of course, Lover." He took her to the front door after he parked Pam's car. He opened the door gingerly, motioning her to step inside.

Sookie took a step, but paused at the doorway.

"Is there something wrong, Lover?"

"Eric, aren't you going to . . . you know? Carry me over the threshold?" Sookie looked up at him expectantly.

Eric quickly grasped the full meaning of her request. "Of course, my Lover," he replied, collecting her in his arms and entering the house. Once inside, he set her down gently, kissing her forehead as he embraced her, and closed the door behind him.

She yawned as they held each other, and Eric knew she wouldn't last awake much longer. He gave her a general run of the house and a notepad full of all the security codes, so she and a guest could come and go as they pleased, along with her very own set of house keys.

"Eric, are you sure you should have written this down? I mean what if someone found this paper?"

"Do not worry, Lover. I always take precautions. It can only be read by someone I've exchanged blood with, within the last twenty-four hours. To any other person, it would appear as a blank sheet of paper. I happen to know some very resourceful witches."

"O-okay, then," Sookie replied, glad he had taken the precautions to ensure his safety.

Sookie continued to yawn and close her eyes while he gave her all the information, and Eric knew her body had reached its limits. He was glad they had showered at Fangtasia already, so all they had to do was just climb in bed and rest. He collected her in his arms and took her straight up the stairs, to their bedroom.

Sookie gasped from the sudden movement and once upstairs, asked Eric to let her down so she could take a better look at the room. He complied, and the first thing she noticed was how plainly decorated it was, since the only two furnishings in the large bedroom were a king-sized bed and two nightstands on either side of it. The window treatments—as she had heard a woman call curtains nowadays—were an eggshell white, and she wondered how the flimsy fabric kept out the sun. She lifted them and discovered they were merely there for decoration, as there were no windows behind them. "Baby . . . "

Eric cringed at this new term of endearment Sookie had adopted for him and hoped she wouldn't call him that around Pam. He'd be doomed for all eternity if she did.

"This room has no windows. How am I supposed to get you out if there is a fire or an emergency?" she asked, thinking of the incident at Rhodes, and how she had thrown his coffin out the window.

"There's an emergency exit in the closet, Lover. Here let me show you." Eric showed her the emergency exit and also told her there was a panic room set up in the basement of the house where they could wait out almost any kind of emergency.

"But how will you wake up? It took me forever to wake you up last time."

"You have more of my blood in you, darling, and you can easily awaken me with that. Our bond is strong, Lover, never forget that."

Sookie nodded and Eric continued to explain all of the precautions he had installed in the house, then led her into their closet. The large room made her squeal in joy while she hugged him tightly.

"I love it, Eric! It's all so beautiful. Thank you so much for everything tonight."

"I can assure you, it has been my pleasure, Lover, or should I say, Sheriff Sookie?"

She nudged him a bit with her elbow and yawned again as they chuckled. "Baby, is there something more comfortable I could wear to sleep?"

"Of course, Lover. I bought these for you. Picked them out myself." Eric showed her some lingerie.

"Is that so? I can just imagine the shopping trip." Sookie smiled. "I didn't bring any clothes from back home. Did you by any chance buy any clothes to go with them?"

"No," Eric said. "Just these."

"Well, someone sure has a one-track mind."

Eric laughed.

She took off her clothes in front of him and chose to put on a black negligee with thin spaghetti straps and some black lace underwear. Eric reveled in the fact she was getting so comfortable around him and disrobed as well.

They made their way into the bed and Eric handed Sookie a remote.

"What does this control?" she asked.

He showed her which buttons controlled the lights in the room, the temperature, and the TV.

"There's a TV in here?"

Eric pressed a button on the remote and it raised a large flat screen TV from the floor right in front of the bed.

"Wow! That's so neat! Do you have all the premium movie channels or just the basic ones?" Sookie asked, yawning again.

"I am not sure. I am not one to channel surf, Lover. I just watch the financial news or watch the stock market. Unfortunately, I lack the time to watch TV."

"Oh, how sad. Can I see what channels you have, or does it bother you to have the TV on?"

"No, Lover. I am a deep sleeper. In fact, I sleep like the dead." Eric chuckled at his joke.

Sookie smiled weakly, her eyes closing, already drifting to sleep.

Eric turned on the TV and started flipping through the channels.

Sookie snuggled up to him. "Goodnight, baby. I love you," she whispered, drifting off into her dreams.

Eric lay down beside her and embraced her in his powerful arms, inhaling her sweet scent. Finally, after such a long wait, the only scent he could smell on Sookie was his—and his only. It was his plan to keep it that way. "You are mine, Sookie," Eric said softly into her ear. "You are finally all mine."

•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•

The next day, in the early afternoon when she finally awoke, Sookie found herself tightly wrapped around a large Viking. Eric had his arm around her and it took her awhile to figure out a way to slide out of his embrace. The only light in the room came from the TV, which was still on, giving her the latest stock quotes. She left it the way it was, since she was not sure if Eric liked the TV left on as he slept.

As she stepped off the bed, Sookie couldn't help but stare at Eric lying there in his resting state. He looked so peaceful and it even seemed like he was smiling. She bent down and softly kissed his lips, leaving a trail of kisses from his neck to his belly button. She kissed him back up to his face and kissed his forehead, whispering in his ear, "You're mine, Eric. Finally, you're all mine."

She couldn't help the giggle which escaped her lips as she climbed off the large bed, and set out to look for a bathroom. Even though Eric had told her there was a bathroom attached to the master bedroom, she decided to go downstairs to look for another one. She didn't feel comfortable taking care of her human needs so close to Eric, because of his super sensitive nose, and was glad she found another bathroom at the bottom of the stairs where she could undergo her morning routine.

She searched for some towels and found them in a nearby closet, and as she looked around the house, she couldn't help but wonder why it looked so impersonal and sparsely decorated. She half expected there to be a Viking boat in the middle of the living room full of Eric's memorabilia from his long life, and surmised that maybe Eric wasn't the type of guy to care for knickknacks. She set her questions aside and set off to the shower.

After showering, she wrapped a towel around her body, and took out the hairdryer. She took some time drying her hair. Apparently Claudine's spell had expired as her hair hung down normally. Just as she wondered what she was going to wear since she had no clothes, Sookie heard her cell phone ring.

She ran out to the hallway, looking for her cell. "Hello! Oh, Great-Grandfather! How are you? Well, all right. Give me five minutes. I'll be right out." Sookie quickly went upstairs and threw on a lacy bra and panty set, with one of Eric's shirts on top. Following the instructions Eric had left her, she made her way outside the house's gates, locking the front door behind her.

"Good afternoon, child. I trust all is well?" Niall asked from the other side of the front gate.

"Just perfect, Great-Grandfather."

"Reach your hand out to me, child," he softly commanded, and Sookie complied, putting her hand out through the barred gate. Once her hand was clear of the gate, he quickly took hold of it and a loud popping noise filled the air.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•
BON TEMPS
•Oo•Oo•Oo•

"Surprise!" Claude, Claudine, Amelia, Tara, and Niall yelled out to her as she materialized in her living room in Bon Temps, which had a big CONGRATULATIONS banner attached to the ceiling. She also noticed different kinds of foods and drinks set up on her kitchen table.

"Oh, wow! Y'all threw me a party? Thank you so much, you guys! I'm so glad y'all are here," Sookie said, looking at the people she cherished the most in the world.

"Woah! Looks like someone had a late night last night," Amelia commented, hugging her friend. "Let's give her a moment to get dressed, folks."

Everyone agreed and after they gave her a moment, Sookie rejoined her friends.

"Thanks again for this, you guys. I'm overwhelmed," Sookie said.

Amelia gave her a glass of champagne.

"Champagne, Amelia? I think it's a little too early in the day for that."

"It's a quarter to four in the afternoon, girlfriend."

"Oh, really? Well, I just got up, and—"

"Oh, come on, you know what they say," Amelia began to say.

Sookie felt faint as Amelia broadcasted loudly, Fine liquor is just like sex. It's never too early or too late to have it! Sookie shifted uneasily. Oh, please. Please don't say that out loud, Amelia!

"Fine liquor is just like se—" Amelia stopped as Niall gave her a harsh stare. "Well, never mind what they say." Amelia coughed nervously. "Everyone, gather around! A toast is in order, and I want to make the first one of many. To my friend, Sookie Stackhouse, former barmaid, telepath extraordinaire, who accomplished the impossible—well besides being able to walk today after last night."

"Amelia!" the guests yelled out to her and rolled their eyes.

"Sorry, sorry. Yes, where was I? Yes, a toast for my friend Sookie, for accomplishing the impossible: ending the bachelor days of Eric Northman! Hear! Hear!"

The guests clinked their glasses together and took a sip of their drink.

"Child."

Everyone turned to look at Niall.

"When I asked you if there was anything I could do for you, I expected you to ask me for wealth, knowledge, or things of this nature. Never did I imagine you would ask me to find a way for you to have the exclusive love of a vampire, especially that vampire being the infamous Eric Northman, whose bachelor reputation is widely known throughout all the realms."

Amelia mumbled under her breath, "Yea, he's known for his bachelor reputation and for the size of his huge d—"

"Amelia!" the guests yelled out to her again.

"Sorry, sorry! Continue Prince," Amelia bowed.

"As I was saying," Niall said, giving Amelia another stare down. "I, like everyone else in this room, immediately thought the task impossible because everyone knows how difficult it is to make a vampire remain faithful to one partner, or as it more commonly referred to in my realm: Wake The Blood of the Dead. However, we are gathered here to celebrate, that in fact, we did accomplish our goal and Eric Northman has pledged his fealty to my great-granddaughter and to none other. I would also like to toast to King Felipe De Castro, without whose interference last night, none of this would have occurred. Let us toast to that! Hear! Hear!"

"I'll definitely toast to that hot piece of ass-as-astounding king," Amelia corrected herself, coughing loudly to hide her faux pas in front of the Prince. "Hear! Hear!" she added as everyone clinked their glasses once more.

Tara, Claudine, and Claude all made toasts to Sookie as well, and while Sookie tried to listen to what they said, she couldn't keep Niall's words out of her head.

Is Niall right? If Felipe hadn't tried to take me last night, would Eric ever have sworn fealty to me? Sookie felt a knot in her stomach and wondered if it was due to having liquor first thing in the morning or because of the unpleasant revelation her Great-grandfather had just said. Oh, don't you start, Sookie! she told herself. I will not let you be my worst enemy any longer. Eric is not Bill or Quinn. He's with me and I'm going to trust him, and love him. I know he loves me; I know he does.

"Sooks?" Tara asked.

Sookie smiled. "Thank you so much, you guys!" Sookie said, shaking the doubts from her head. "I want to thank you all for coming and sharing with me the happiest day of my life so far. I couldn't have done it without all of your help and support."

All her friends and family nodded.

"Tara, thanks for all your great advice. I really needed that. Amelia, thanks for all your humor and great advice and never being afraid to tell it to me straight. Great-grandfather, thank you letting me use the truth serum so Eric and I could finally talk to each other without—excuse my language—the B.S. It really made the difference. Claudine, thanks for always showing up at the right moment and for styling my hair so irresistibly perfect. Claude, thanks so much for . . . wait. What exactly did you do Claude?" Sookie asked.

Everyone turned to stare at Claude.

"Not a damn thing. Claudine said to come over for a free drink and here I am."

The group all laughed and raised their glasses to drink.

"Child." Niall placed his glass down and held both of Sookie's hands in his. "Are you truly happy, dear?"

"Yes, Great-Grandfather. I truly am. Thank you for all your help."

"Then I am glad for you as well, dear one. If you should ever have need of me again, please remember I am always here for you, child," Niall said.

"Thank you, Great-Grandfather."

Niall embraced Sookie and was preparing to say farewell when Amelia interrupted.

"Wait, Prince. Before you go, we have to begin our plan of attack to make Eric marry Sookie in a human ceremony! We have to sell a wedding to a thousand-year-old former bachelor. That is no easy task. We're going to need all the help we can get."

"Amelia, I'm sure my great-grandfather is very busy. Thank you, sir, but I think we'll do all right. I'll call you if we need anything. Thank you again," Sookie stated, winking at Amelia.

"Farewell, child," Niall said.

Niall popped away and Amelia, Tara, and Claudine all gathered around Sookie.

Amelia quickly grabbed Sookie's arm. "What do you mean you don't need help in getting Eric to marry you? Wait! Holy shit! Why, you little tramp! You got Eric to play Sheriff didn't you? Is that why you're so sure of yourself?"

Sookie giggled and nodded while the three girls roared with laughter.

Amelia embraced Sookie. "Sookie, you're my hero! Holy shit, I can't believe you got Eric to do that."

Claude was confused. "Just what is this playing Sheriff thing about?"

The four girls all said, "Nothing!" They all started to laugh again.

"Boy, I'm glad I ain't straight. Y'all are crazy," Claude said, and the girls laughed even harder.

"Oh, and one more thing! One more thing," Sookie said to quiet down the girls. "We are watching Ghost as soon as he wakes up," Sookie announced.

"Oh, really?" Amelia sighed. "I bet I know what the first song at the wedding's going to be."

The four girls starting singing, "Whoaaaa my love . . ." from the song, "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

As the girls continued to sing, Claudine raised her glass again. "To Sookie!"

Amelia added, "To the future Mrs. Eric Northman!"

"To my friends," Sookie finished, and everyone drowned their drink.


TRANSLATIONS: (Thanks again, Maria Terese! *hugs*)

Jag älskar – I love


A/N: OMG! It was a conspiracy! Poor Eric, everyone against him! Next chapter is the surprise ending!

THANKS TO ALL who have left a review. You're awesome! Thanks so much for supporting me, and letting me in on your thoughts.

Please leave a review and tell me what you think Eric loves. He's such a naughty Viking—whatever could it be?

15 - A Kiss Ass Confession

Disclaimer: The Southern Vampire Series, and all characters from it, is owned by Charlaine Harris. The original characters and plot from my fan fiction are mine. I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


*TIGHT ERIC HUGS* To: Maria Terese for hooking me up with all the tasty Swedish language. Mmm! Delish!

June 2013 - Updated

This story was originally published on 3/19/09. Any mistakes left are my own.


Tray, Amelia, and Sookie made it back to Merlotte's at around half-past twelve. Tray had stopped by his shop and gotten his work truck and tools so he could begin installing the new windshield on Eric's Corvette. Sookie was pretty sure this was not something a normal man could do by himself, but since Tray was a Supe, he managed alone.

Amelia stayed and talked with Sookie, while Tray worked on the windshield and then on the flat tire. It didn't take him long to finish, and pretty soon all they heard was the sound of crickets singing their nightly song around them.

"What time is it?" Sookie asked.

"It's nineteen minutes past one," Tray answered with a yawn.

"Oh, don't do that, Tray," Amelia said, yawning as well. "Those things are super contagious."

Feeling guilty they were up so late, Sookie turned to Tray. "Thanks, Tray. Listen, Amelia, why don't you both go home? I'm sure Eric will be by any minute."

"No, Sookie. I can't leave you alone. Not after what happened tonight." Especially since Mr. King Hotness might show up again, and I'm not missing that. Amelia quickly started humming in her head when Sookie shot her a nasty look.

"Amelia, it's fine, really. Now please go to bed and I'm sorry for having disturbed your evening."

"Oh, don't worry about us, Sooks. We were just watching a movie. Anytime you need me, don't hesitate to call me–especially if you and Eric decide to do another public mating ceremony. I'm totally down with that."

"Goodnight, Amelia," Sookie said dryly. "Please take her, Tray," Sookie pleaded, trying hard not to chuckle.

Amelia kissed her goodnight and Tray said his goodbyes as well.

After they drove away, Sookie sat in the passenger side of the Corvette and leaned back.

"Mmm . . . " Sookie moaned, sinking into the comfortable leather seats. This feels heavenly. I just need to rest my eyes for a moment. Just a moment. She closed her eyes and relaxed her body.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•

Sookie felt as if she was in a paradise, gliding seamlessly through a clear blue ocean. A sense of peace and absolute serenity filled her being while she slowly swam in the transparent waters. She wondered how she was able to do this without breathing, but she was having too much fun to think on that for too long.

Out of nowhere, a sudden feeling of fear gripped her. The clear waters transformed to black and she raced to swim up to the surface. Unable to breathe, she sunk like lead into the dark depths below with her arms wrapped around her neck, pleading for air.

With a loud gasp, Sookie awoke and felt something around her chest pull her back. Blinking and panting, she soon realized she was buckled in the Corvette, on the way to Shreveport. Eric was driving, at a normal speed. She imagined she must have been asleep for quite a while, since there were only twenty minutes away from Fangtasia.

Eric sat silently, seemingly oblivious to her presence.

Sookie cleared her throat. "I hate driving this road at night," she said, not knowing what else to say to alert a pensive Eric that she was awake.

Eric didn't respond.

Sookie scooted herself up in the seat, adjusting the tight seatbelt around her. "I can't believe the county never installed some lights here." God forbid, if we happen to break down here, no one will see us surrounded by these woods.

Eric nodded.

"I'm glad you're all right," she said shakily.

Eric remained silent, his fingers gripping the wheel so hard, Sookie thought he would surely break it.

Is he still mad at me? Or did something go wrong with Victor? Sookie decided to peek into his brain to see what could be troubling him.

She saw that Victor was finally dead. She tried looking in another area of Eric's brain since she didn't want to see how Victor had died. But Eric was only thinking about the various torture techniques he and Pam made Victor endure before they finally ended his existence. Eric was right, Victor had begged repeatedly for Eric to kill him—at least he had before Eric pulled out his tongue. She shuddered at the memory and decided to stop looking into his head.

Sookie then tried opening the bond to gauge his feelings towards her. She was suddenly hit with a large wave of anger directed at her. It was just as she had feared. Eric had been holding back when they were with the others, but now that they were alone, he was ready to confront her. Sookie braced herself.

"I am glad to see you awake. It is good to know you feel no remorse about tonight and are able to sleep without any problems." Eric clenched his teeth, his fingers moving restlessly around the steering wheel.

Sookie thought it best to feign innocence and act as if she hadn't heard anything and avoid having the conversation while he drove. "What?" She smiled brightly at him. She stretched her body, and yawned. "What time is it?"

Perhaps she did not hear me because she just woke up. Eric decided to control his brimming anger and give her the benefit of the doubt. "It is forty-eight minutes past two. We are about fifteen minutes away from Fangtasia."

"Oh, thanks." Sookie stretched again and turned to her left to study Eric's profile in the dark. She reached over and caressed his cheek with her fingers. "Hi, baby. How are you? I missed you."

Eric slammed on the brakes and turned the steering wheel simultaneously, making the car skid off the road. Sookie put both her arms around her face, bracing herself for impact as the car barreled straight for the trees. A single scream escaped her lips as Eric stopped the car just before it made its way into the woods. Sookie was so scared, she panted for breath just as if she had been running a marathon. She didn't need to read Eric's mind to see he was feeling livid.

Eric got out of the car as Sookie tried to control her panicked senses. In vampire speed, he came over to her side, unbuckled her seatbelt, and yanked her out of the car by her hand. He then lifted her by the waist and put her down in front of the nearest tree. He made her lean back on it, and placed his hands on either side of her face.

"How am I, Sookie? How am I? You really want to know how I am?" Eric was still shirtless and wearing only his pants and shoes.

Sookie tried to scoot back on the tree, but she was finding it hard to gather her footing while stepping on the tree's roots with her high-heels. As she leaned her body back, Eric moved his body forward on hers.

The woods were dark and the only light available came from the car's headlights, which were pointing in the opposite direction. Sookie couldn't clearly see Eric's face, but having him so close to her was sending her senses into overdrive. She was still reeling from the false car crash, and it seemed her adrenalin was still pumping frenziedly through her body. She tried to get her breathing under control. As he leaned closer, his masculine scent shot straight to her core.

Any hopes Eric had stopped in the middle of the woods to have her for a late night snack were dashed when he said, "Sookie, what you did tonight was unforgivable."

"Eric, I'm s—"

"You will not talk! You will listen to what I have to say, and you will not interrupt me. Do I make myself understood?" He removed his right arm from the tree and pointed his right index finger in her face, shaking it as he said each word.

He started broadcasting images of shaking, spanking, or taking her forcefully if she dared to interrupt him. Sookie decided the smartest thing to do was stay right where she was, and remain quiet. She nodded to him that she understood.

Eric put his arm back on tree by the side of her face and began reminding her of all the things she had done that night, which he took as a personal affront to their bond. As he recounted the events of the evening, Sookie began to hang her head down, but she thought better of this as he had done things which she took as a personal affront to their bond as well. So, she braced herself fully on the tree and held his gaze as he continued.

When he got to the part of Victor and how she had risked herself with the deranged vampire, Sookie couldn't help but feel a twinge of regret as Eric's voice trembled. Having him so close, she easily entered his mind and sensed how worried he had felt and the anxious minutes he went through, thinking Victor would harm her. She quickly got out of his head when she glimpsed the image of deadly snakes, millions of them, swirling in a black mist ready to strike and kill.

"I begged you. I pleaded with you, and for what? You put me through hell and you made me watch as that animal . . . " Eric paused, his rising ire lodging the words in his throat. He sped away from her, breaking a nearby tree in half, hurling it into the air.

Sookie gasped, putting one of her hands to her mouth at seeing Eric take out his anger at whatever was in his path. Everything in the situation told her to try to escape, but she remained glued to the tree behind her. Sookie closed her eyes as the sounds of snapping trees came from all around her. For the first time that night, she thought back on the events she had just endured and realized just how close she had come to dying–again.

Not just me, but Jason, Pam, Bill, Sam, and all my friends. We were all in danger tonight. If something had happened, it . . . it would have been my fault. Tears started rolling down her face. Sweet Shepherd, when will all this ever end? She began to sob.

Feeling her distress, Eric made his way toward her and washed his anger away when he saw her crumpled at the bottom of the tree. He bent down, his hands bloodied, and reached out to her.

Sookie quickly fell into his arms, finding solace in his embrace as she cried. She felt his Adam's apple move up and down as he held her. Such a human reaction to her tears made her hold him tighter to her body. Slowly, he brought his hand up and began brushing his fingers through her hair, comforting her.

Sookie gathered her courage and asked, "May I speak now?"

"Yes," he whispered.

"Please tell me; what could I have done differently?"

He pulled her off him and placed her back on the tree. "You could have trusted me, Sookie. I would have found a way. I always find a way," he said sternly, lightly shaking her.

"Eric, I have no words to tell you how sorry I am for tonight."

"Why is it so hard for you to place your trust in me, woman?" Eric searched her eyes for an answer.

"I guess I've been on my own for so long. I've gotten used to relying on myself. Besides, trusting people hasn't worked out for me, just look at Bill, and Quinn. They both betrayed me."

"I am not Bill, nor am I Quinn."

"I know that, Eric. Nothing, no one even comes close to how special you are to me. What can I do to fix this? Tell me what can I do to take away the pain I've caused you. I'll do anything," Sookie pleaded.

"Promise me you will never do this again. Swear to me you will never risk your life needlessly ever again—not even for me. Place your trust in me, woman. That is all I ask of you."

"Eric, I solemnly vow I will never risk my life needlessly or act recklessly like I did tonight ever again. I promise to place my full trust in you."

"Sookie . . . " Eric got close to her.

She held her breath, anticipating his touch, his kiss.

Instead, he told her softly, "Get back in the car. They are waiting for us at Fangtasia."

She released her breath, confused at his words, but complied and made her way to the car. He helped her to her feet and put her inside the car, locking the seatbelt on her.

"I left instructions at Fangtasia—in case we didn't arrive by a certain time."

"Oh, I see."

He got into the car and got back on the road. He made his way toward Fangtasia as if the devil were on his heels.

•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•Oo•

When they arrived at the club later, Eric parked the Corvette, leaving it unlocked for Tray with the keys on the driver seat. Instead of walking in through the back entrance, as was their usual custom, Eric decided to make his way in through the front doors.

With Eric being shirtless and with Sookie wearing heels, workout clothes, and a flawless hairstyle, it surely must have created quite an impression on whoever saw them. She felt sorry for whoever dared to mention it, and hoped no one would be that foolish.

Since it was a Friday night, the club had closed at three, and by now, the Fangtasia employees were just about done cleaning up the bar and setting the chairs up on the tables so they could vacuum. When they saw Eric walk in, they all immediately stopped what they were doing, and dropped to their knees and chanted, "Master."

Eric immediately straightened his posture and said in a commanding voice, "Proceed with your duties."

The employees inclined their heads in respect.

He looked over to Sookie. "Come with me."

Sookie followed behind him and the employees did their best not to stare at them as they made their way to the back part of the club.

"Sookie, wait for me here. I will be right back." Eric left and returned with an extra set of his clothes and some Fangtasia wear wrapped in plastic, along with some sandals and two towels. She accepted the bar's clothes and the towel meant for her, and followed him to the shower.

"Sookie, this shower is only designed for one person. You can go first." Eric set the clothes down on a counter and turned on the water, setting it to a warm temperature.

"Oh, I already showered. When we went to drop off Jason, I took a shower at his house while Amelia put the spell on him." Sookie smiled, and tried to look as cheerful as she could.

"I still smell him on you." Eric averted his gaze to the ground.

"Oh." Sookie now realized why he had pulled away from her in the woods. She nodded, and quickly took off her clothes in front of him.

He raised an eyebrow, seeing she still had Victor's bite marks on her breasts. Eric bit his finger and traced the fang marks until his blood made them fade away.

"Thank you." Sookie got in the shower.

"Here, allow me." Remaining outside the shower, Eric reached in his hands and wet her body down. The water began spilling on the floor, but Sookie said nothing as Eric didn't seem to mind. Lathering the soap in his hands, he washed her body and hair meticulously, until he was satisfied Victor's scent was gone.

Sookie opened her eyes when she heard a loud knock from the other side of the door.

"Master," an employee spoke from the other side.

Eric closed the glass shower door and opened the bathroom door. The employee immediately kneeled before Eric. The employee told him they were done cleaning and asked if he wanted them to leave the club open or close it down. Eric told them to leave it open, and he would close it down when he left. He let the employee leave after he told him to send someone to clean the shower room tomorrow. The employee inclined his head and left.

Opening the glass shower door, Eric said, "It is done." He led her out of the shower and handed her a towel so she could dry herself. He then took off his clothes and stepped into the shower, closing the glass door behind him.

Once she finished drying herself, Sookie went to a white sink counter, which had a slanted downwards mirror covering the length of it, allowing a person to view their entire body. She wrapped her wet hair up with her towel, and began to open the plastic packages that contained a Fangtasia T-shirt, underwear, and sweatpants Eric had given her.

She quickly put them on, taking the towel off her head.

"There's a hairdryer in one of the cabinets," Eric shouted from the shower.

"Okay." Sookie opened the cabinet. It was filled with towels, toiletries, and the hair dryer. Sookie took the hair dryer out and pointed it at her hair after she plugged it in. To her surprise, her hair was dried in less than a minute and looked just the same as when Claudine had styled it.

Sweet Shepherd! I've got to make Claudine show me how she did that!

The shower stopped running and Eric came from behind her, drying himself off. "All done with the hair dryer?"

"Yes. Um . . . Eric, can I ask you a question?"

"Of course," Eric replied.

Sookie smiled. "Will you answer it?"

Eric snickered. "Maybe."

The shower had done Eric good and Sookie could see he was now in a playful mood. Sookie thought if she handled things properly, they could move past the night's difficult moments and concentrate instead on the positive things which had occurred. After all, they were now properly bonded, and Eric had pledged to be faithful. Sookie wasn't going to let anything ruin that development.

She took a deep breath. Here goes nothing. "You really like it when people kiss your ass, right?" Sookie asked teasingly.

"What?" He definitely was not expecting Sookie to ask him that.

"Yes, your employees, when they kneel and call you Master. This makes you happy, doesn't it? The way they kiss your ass?"

"They do not kiss my ass, Sookie. They show me respect in hopes that one day I will turn them. And yes, I do like it when people show me respect."

"Wow, all right. Sounds fair. I just thought maybe you liked getting your ass kissed, too. Guess I was wrong."

Eric didn't know where she was heading with this, but her words were upsetting him. He decided to ignore her comments. "May I have the hair dryer, now?"

"Sure. Here you go." She gave him the hair dryer.

He began drying his locks as he stood naked in front of the mirror.

Sookie stood next to him as he continued his task, and when she saw he only needed a few more passes until he was done, she got directly behind him.

He looked at her in the mirror, curious to see what she was doing behind him.

Slowly, Sookie kneeled down on the ground behind him.

Eric immediately stiffened his body.

Sookie locked eyes with him in the mirror and put her hands on his ankles, leisurely moving them up his body. Slowly, her hands made their way up to his calves, the back of his knees, the back of his thighs, and finally up to her most prized possession—his ass. Cupping his cheeks, she fanned her fingers on them and squeezed them delicately. She smiled as she saw Eric's member stir to life. The Viking was definitely enjoying her touch.

After squeezing and massaging him a bit longer, she gradually moved her hands to the front side of his thighs. Once her hands were there, she pulled him backwards towards her face. Eric allowed her to move him and she placed her lips on his butt cheeks. She began to kiss each cheek slowly and passionately, using her tongue as she moved from one to the other.

Eric turned off the hair dryer and ran his fangs down as he watched her. Hearing the dryer off, Sookie stopped her actions for a moment to look at the mirror and smiled at Eric before she went back to her task of rocking him back and forth, kissing his gorgeous ass. Eric remained silent, indulging her as she kissed him.

Sookie took off her T-shirt and kneeled closer to him, letting her bare breasts press against the back of his legs as she left a trail of kisses from the back of his thighs up to his hips. She began sucking on his cool flesh, moaning his name. "Mmm, Eric." She steadied herself and brought one of her hands back, putting it between his legs to caress his jewels.

"Sookie . . ." Eric moaned, and her touch incited his passion. His erection twitched, begging to be touched as well, and he quickly reached his hand down, pulling her hand upwards so she could stroke his length. Once her warm hand encircled his girth, he moaned loudly as she tightened her grip around him, pumping him—her breasts moving up and down the back of his legs.

Sookie looked up into the mirror and saw her bonded had his eyes closed, his tongue circling his fangs as he savored the sensation of her hands on his body. At that moment, she desperately wanted his blue eyes locked on hers, hoping to see in his eyes if he had really forgiven her. She laced her tongue on the side of his hips and bit him, drawing a bit of blood, to get his attention.

With a gasp, he opened his eyes, and rocked his body forward, shuddering at seeing his blood on her plump lips. Hesitantly, she let go of him.

Eric studied her in a haze.

She quickly set to take her clothes off. He controlled his lust as she stepped out of the sweatpants, sliding her naked body up on his, kissing his back as she rose behind him. A deep growl escaped his throat when she walked in front of him, stroking his upper body with her breasts.

"Did you like that?" She embraced him, taking hold of his erection with one hand and lightly stroking his hardened nipples with the fingertips of her free hand.

Eric bent down and kissed her lips, careful not to cut her with his fangs. "Yes," he whispered.

"I thought you didn't like it when someone kissed your ass," Sookie teased, rubbing her nose on his while she grazed her thumb over his thick, hard tip.

"They obviously lack your talent for it," he replied, hungrily kissing her lips once more.

She let go of his length and wrapped her arms around his neck as Eric deepened his kiss, pushing her back towards the counter, until she was against it. In vampire speed, he took a towel out of the cabinet and placed it on the counter. With ease, he lifted her up and sat her on it, spreading her legs open until they were around his waist.

Eric brought his fangs in and laid a trail of kisses down her neck until he wrapped his lips around her pebbled nipples, sucking and tugging at them mercilessly. Sookie moaned loudly and loosened her legs down to his sides, unable to hold them around him any longer. He slowly lowered his large frame, leaving a wet trail of kisses on her stomach with his tongue, until he positioned his head in between her legs.

"Wait, Eric," she said, her breath coming in pants.

Eric swirled his cool tongue down to her mound. "Sookie . . . "

"Please, wait. I . . . I have to tell you something."

Reluctantly, Eric stood up, pausing to momentarily suck on one of her pink, pert nipples again, flicking at it playfully with his tongue. He sighed and laid a brief kiss on her lips. "I am listening."

"I . . . I wanted to show you I was sorry about tonight," she began, pulling away from him. "I was wrong to—"

"I do not wish to discuss tonight further, Lover." Eric leaned down to kiss her again.

Sookie pulled back once more. "Precisely 'cause I want to forget it, Eric—I have to get this off my chest."

"What is it, darling?" he asked, softly kissing her lips.

"Tonight . . . that whole . . . everything," she said, struggling to find the right words. "I didn't put my trust in you b-because of the things I heard."

"What things, Lover?"

Sookie took a deep breath. "What Sandy said tonight wasn't news to me. I had heard . . . things about your nightly feedings. And I was angry and hurt."

"Sookie—" Eric whispered softly.

"You never came back, Eric," Sookie said, holding his gaze. "I shared something so special with you. I felt your feelings through the bond, something I'd never experienced before, but it's like, it didn't matter to you. I didn't matter to you. The last time I saw you was when you told me the king was giving me formal protection, then nothing. The nights turned into weeks, but you never came back."

"What we shared was special, Sookie. I—"

"What, Eric?"

He took an unnecessary breath. "I have no words."

"I don't either," Sookie replied. That's it? Isn't this the part where he's supposed to say, "They meant nothing to me. It's part of my nature to feed, but you're my one and only?"

"Sookie, I was a fool." Eric stepped back and turned around, unable to look her in the face. "Let us leave our past behind us."

"Something happened, didn't it? Was it something I did and that's why you . . . " She felt Eric tense his shoulders and she knew she had stumbled onto something. "Please tell me, Eric. If you don't tell me, how will I know what's wrong?"

"At Rhodes, you left with him," Eric whispered.

Sookie knew he was referring to Quinn.

"You were bonded to me, but that mattered little to you. After he returned on the night of the takeover, I thought you would surely go back with him, so I stayed away."

"Eric, you know that Quinn betrayed me. I could never be with him again after that."

"You are too forgiving, Sookie. You were set to be with Compton, until I revealed his initial motives for approaching you," he replied, still giving her his back. "Even with that knowledge, you still have him in your life."

"It's different with Bill. And I'm not going back with Quinn, or anyone else. And as for this bond, well I'm still not sure how everything works. Andre pushed this on us, and I admit I didn't initially take it as if we were committing to each other. You make it sound like I purposely ran out on you. It just wasn't like that."

"I know. But the tiger knew. He should have told you."

"Well he didn't, and had I known, things would have been different."

They stayed silent for a moment.

Sookie rubbed her tired eyes. "But what about you; is there someone you've met during this time we've been apart? Are you with her now? Is that why you haven't come to—"

"No one. There has never been anyone but you."

Sookie hopped down from the counter and embraced Eric from behind, placing her head on his back, which still had a few lingering beads of water trailing downward on it. "Then the rumors?"

"I tried to forget you and pay you in kind like you had paid me with the tiger. I wanted to erase what I felt for you."

"Did you?"

"I failed."

Sookie scoffed.

"What must I do to convince you? Say it and it shall be done." Eric put his hands on hers while she embraced him.

"I don't know, Eric. I'm scared. I'm scared you're going to hurt me—just like Bill and Quinn."

"Sookie." Eric turned around and gently cupped her face in his hands.

"I-I love you, Eric," Sookie admitted

Eric's face registered his surprise.

"And I want to be with you. I have to know if we can move past this. I have to know if you love me, too."

He put his arms around her and held her tightly as he looked her in the eyes. "How could I not? I pledged myself to you tonight, woman. I vowed to meet the sun if you were not with me. Do you not understand the importance of my pledge? Why do you think I was so angry with you tonight? I almost lost you, Sookie . . . and I do not want to be without you. I need you, kvinna. I need you more than I am willing to admit."

"Kvinna?"

"It means woman in my tongue," Eric explained, bending down to nuzzle her nose with his.

"Woman?" Sookie asked, her knees about to give way at hearing Eric's confession.

"Yes, my woman." Eric paused, then kissed her lips delicately, locking his blue eyes in an intense gaze with hers. "My only woman," he whispered in her ear. He slid his hands down her back and to her backside, squeezing her as he pulled her to him.

"Eric." Sookie uttered his name with a moan. "Do you really mean that?"

The Viking turned his bonded around, and stood behind her. He placed her elbows on the towel resting on the counter. "I am not good with words, Lover. Let me prove to you that you are my one and only kvinna." He bent down and buried his face in her hair.

Sookie stared at him in the mirror and moaned as his hardness pressed against her back.

Gradually, he slid down to his knees lingering momentarily to kiss her shoulders and back.

"Eric, what . . . what are you doing?"

The devious vampire issued her a mischievous smile and answered, "Guess, Lover." He opened his mouth and kissed her round backside one cheek at a time.

Sookie smiled at Eric's actions, but quickly gasped when he snaked his long, cool hand in between her legs, stopping at her moist center and rimming it teasingly with his finger before he plunged it inside. Sookie widened her legs, letting her bonded go deeper in her as he expertly caressed her clit and continued to kiss her ass.

"Eric . . . " Sookie moaned.

The Viking spread her legs open even more and bent her forward onto the counter, swiftly moving his tongue to where his finger was. Just a few licks on her hardened nub with his skillful tongue had her screaming his name.

"Eric!" she exclaimed, watching his every movement on the mirror.

He abruptly stood up, wrapped his arm around her waist, and lifted her body to his as he stood behind her. He licked his lips dry of her essences. "Rest assured, I will never feed from another again, Lover. Only you, Sookie, can quench the appetites. I desire only you."

"Eric."

"I want you, Sookie," he said, pressing himself on her. "I need you, Lover."

"I do too, Eric. I need you so much." Struggling to catch her breath, she paused before adding, "Get inside me, Eric, please." She braced herself on the counter, anxiously looking at the mirror for his reply.

Eric's fangs ran down as he took hold of her from behind, entering her wet core quickly, making her gasp loudly at the sudden intrusion.

Sookie put her hands on the counter, hoping to balance herself as Eric frenziedly thrust into her, her breasts swaying as the sound of their striking flesh filled the room.

"Eric!" Sookie shouted, on the brink of orgasm.

"Du har förbannat mig, kvinna!" Eric yelled, as Sookie's tight walls gripped around him like a vise.

"Faster, Eric. Faster, please."

Eric put one of his hands on her dripping mound and the other under her arm and across her chest. He pulled her towards him and he started thrusting into her as she commanded.

They looked at each other in the mirror as Eric pumped her, bringing Sookie ever closer to her climax.

"Kvinna! Du har förbannat mig! Du tar livet av mig!"

Sookie reached her orgasm and shouted his name, her body shuddering uncontrollably as he thrust into her once more, spilling his release in her.

"Du . . . tar . . . livet . . . livet av mig," he panted out, fighting to control the bloodlust in him that demanded more of her blood. Completely spent, he slumped forward on her body repeating the words from his native tongue into her ear while he nuzzled her neck.

Sookie didn't know what he said, but she convinced herself he had said he loved her as well, even though he could have been asking her if the Corvette's lights were on when they came inside the club.

Eric pulled out of Sookie and slumped down to the floor, planting a kiss on her back as he slid down. Her legs wobbled, and unable to hold her position, Eric reached up and sat her down in between his legs before she fell. He quickly embraced her from behind and began to kiss and nuzzle the side of her neck. Eric pulled his fangs in. "I've waited a long time for you to tell me that," he said, in between kisses. "Say it again to me, Lover. Say it to me every day."

"Get inside me, Eric, please?" she answered, earning a loud chuckle from her Viking.

"Tease," he uttered, nibbling her ear. "You know what words I mean, Lover."

"What words?" Sookie asked, feigning innocence.

"You are cruel, woman. Utterly vicious." Eric hugged her tightly as he nuzzled her neck. "Tell me, Sookie."

Sookie pulled away from his embrace and turned to look at him. "I love you, Eric."

"Hmm, perhaps if you said my entire name, Lover, just so there would be no mistake as to which Eric you are referring to."

"Oh really? Is that so?"

"We would not want another Eric to causally walk by and get confused you were speaking to him, now would we?"

"Yes, I see your point," Sookie replied. "I love you, Eric Northman, big bad vampire Sheriff of Area Five," she said and they both began to laugh.

"My kvinna," Eric whispered, kissing her lips. "My one and only."

"Ditto." Sookie wrapped her arms around Eric's neck and passionately returned his kiss while she sat in his lap, her aching core letting her know it had still not sated its appetite for the Viking.

Eric pulled back, grazing his fingertips over her breasts."What is this ditto, Lover? You have mentioned it twice tonight."

"It's from a romance movie called Ghost. I can't explain it you. You just have to see the movie."

"All right, when I rise tomorrow we will watch it." Eric was curious to solve the mystery around the small word.

"Okay, I'll bring the movie and some tissues," Sookie said.

Eric looked at his bonded in surprise. "Tissues, Lover?"

"Yes, the move's a tearjerker. You'll cry your eyes out."

"My Lover, I might be moved, but a Viking does not cry."

"Sorry, Mr. Tough Viking vampire," she said, kissing his nose lightly. "All right then. You'll be moved. I guess I'll take the tissues for me. That theme song gets me every time."

Eric chuckled as he embraced her tightly and kissed her neck.

Since he seemed to be in such a good mood, Sookie dared to ask him, "What did you say just now, Eric? Those words in your native tongue?"

Eric gave her a quick squeeze. "You have cursed me, woman. You are my undoing."

Sookie jerked her body back and out of his embrace. "What? Well, how romantic, Mr. Northman," she replied, her words laced with discontent.

"It is by far the greatest compliment I could ever say to you," Eric said, pulling her close and kissing her lips softly.

"What? Are you insane? You're complimenting me by telling me that I'm your curse and your undoing? How the hell is that a compliment?" Sookie's good mood had quickly dissipated, and all she wanted was to be out of his arms.

"Let me explain, Lover. It is most certainly a compliment because I am a warrior and to be an effective warrior means I cannot afford to have any distractions. But, I simply cannot bring myself to concentrate on anything around you, Lover. You are the undoing to my warrior's ethos. How else do you explain how I got shot today, by a human, while we were making love, not once but twice? I am enthralled by you, woman." Eric held her firmly in place, placing his forehead on hers.

"Oh, Eric." Sookie stopped trying to get away and caressed the sides of his face before she kissed him passionately on his lips.

"You know, I am going to have to hire an armed guard to watch over us when we make love. My life is in peril when I am around you."

They both laughed.

"I guess we have to take another shower, my darling," Eric said, in between kisses. "It's getting late and I want to show you your new home. We will take Pam's car." He lifted himself off the floor and pulled her up with him.

"Eric, before we take a shower, can I ask you a question? Actually it's more of a request," Sookie asked delicately.

"A request? What is it, Lover?"

"Well, ever since the day I met you, I've had this . . . well . . . "

"Yes?"

"I've had this f-fantasy. Something I've always wanted to do with you," Sookie said in almost a whisper.

Eric lifted her head up so he could look into her grey-blue eyes. "A fantasy, Sookie?"

"Yes, could you indulge me?"

"Well, only if you kiss my ass." They both laughed and Eric squeezed her tightly.

"I can do that," Sookie said. "It'd be my pleasure."

"All right, Lover. What do you have in mind?"


TRANSLATIONS: (Thanks again, Maria Terese! *hugs*)

Kvinna – woman

Du tar livet av mig – You are my undoing

Du har förbannat mig – You have cursed me


A/N: That Sookie, what a kiss ass! LOL Okay, wrapping it up folks! Good Lord, this story is longer than Eric's d*ck.

A/N: 2 —Jan 2010—So this chapter was the whole reason I decided to do a re-write of the whole story. So many things didn't add up before, such as I didn't address Eric's infidelity at all. I just saw erect Eric and my mind went numb. What infidelity? LOL

So, I decided to have Sookie and Eric bring it out into the open and come to terms with it. Hope you liked it! Now, I am totally in love with how this chapter and the entire story came out in the re-write.

A big THANKS to all of you who have taken the time to leave a review. Thanks for showing me you care. It truly means a lot to me.